Hey there my name is Mark and I live in a Cow Town and I really like sandwiches. I can be vane sometimes and i love corpulent phelines.
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
avril lavigne wears a hoodie, booty shorts and uggs to the bonfire because she’s not like most girls
